A recipe for success

I have become my own worst user. When searching recipes on the internet, I skip right past all the wordy bits, and jump straight to the recipe.

So, let us just get that out of the way, I do not mind if you do that also. 😉

I have written a number of the late-night red wine philosophical debates in the last few posts, so let me change the pace with some kitchen practice.

Yes, I am barefoot most of the time.

(Did I tell you about that time I was stuck in my car, before a meeting, because I had forgotten to bring shoes. Not that I had on sneakers, and had forgotten office shoes, I had NO shoes. Perhaps a story for another time.)

Yes, I am in the kitchen most of the time.

(Did I tell you about that time I nearly clobbered my particularly good friend Anthony: How do you get a woman out of the kitchen – you lengthen her leash…..)

When you do not feel the mood, its hard to create something inspiring to mind, body, soul, and stomach. But, when you match the oddest ingredients, it turns into magic! And that is what I like about ready, steady, cook.

On the farm, you are forced to create with what is in the kitchen. You can try your luck with the nearest neighbours, which in the second least populated country in the world, is not a practicable solution. And I am not driving 2 hours to the nearest mall, for crème fraiche.

Nar Eksisi

As I mentioned, we have really learnt to live off the land. When the bounty of the land is in abundance, you pickle/preserve/experiment to last you the year. Thanks for the bounty of our ex-neighbour turned friend, Marc.

Neighbour bounty

Not sure if this is the correct term, but my good friend Elodé introduced me to this Syrian/Turkish? condiment. I love adding it to especially mince dishes, for an exotic flavour. I was trying to make Pomegranate molasses, so let me just say, adding sugar and reducing on the stove top, by 40%, does not create molasses. But it is a great tasting concentrate. Can even use it as a refreshing drink with soda and lots of ice.

The lesson learnt here, is how to juice a pomegranate. https://familyspice.com/how-to-juice-a-pomegranate/. Thanks Laura. This bowl of fruit yielded eight cups of seeds, and just over four cups of juice.

Top and tail the fruit, then score the skin (quite deep) along the ridges in the fruit. Break into parts and use your nimble fingers to loosen the seeds.

Here you can see our fruit do not yield that deep ruby red colour, but this pale pink palette means your fingers do not appear stained.

Arils – jewels of flavour

Juicing consisted of a mixer blade (to break the juice sacks, without breaking the pips), followed by a last squeeze through a sieve.

Patty pan pleasure

My childhood memories of patty pans are limited to: boil them up, grate cheese over, and you are ready to sit down to dinner.

Baby patty pans harvested, prior to finding King Patty Pan 😉

However, accidently getting caught up during sundowners, I had forgotten that the Patty pans, shallots, garlic, and all kinds of fresh herbs, was roasting under the grill. What a lucky accident that was. The caramelised brown (OK, black) bits added a “deliciousness” of note to this dish.

Sweet potato gnocchi

There is a reason that this does not feature highly on Italian restaurant menus. Perhaps because they do not have sweet potatoes in Italy? But more likely that mashed sweet potato is too wet and does not make such a malleable dough as mashed potatoes do.

Nonetheless, the Gnocchi had a hint of sweetness, and served with a garlic & herbs butter, it was a great (good for diabetics) side dish.

Pizza plan

Pizza has a dual benefit. I make a large batch of pizzas on the weekend, so that I can get away with a 30 min timetable when it is my turn to cook during the week.

The second benefit is that I use pizzas to empty the fridge. You know all those half jars of all sorts of snacks, pickles, and left-over cabbage….. they find a great home on a fresh pizza base.

This version had (if I recall)

Pizza plan
  • Base case tomato relish
  • Game mince (always finished off with a tablespoon of fish sauce)
  • Onion & garlic mix
  • Fresh tomato
  • Artichokes
  • Pan fried red cabbage with balsamic and carraway seeds
  • Peppers (green/red/whatever is available)
  • Mushrooms
  • And probably a few other surprises (chilli, pickled onions and so on)

Wild Rocket Pesto

Vegan Wild Rocket Pesto – Sheila’s favourite

I make a vegan pesto. Not because I do not eat meat, but because parmesan is so awfully expensive locally. The ratio is more or less, 100g handpicked leaves, 100g cashew nuts, 125m olive oil, pinch salt and black pepper, clove garlic, 1 tablespoon lemon juice, 1 teaspoon grated lemon rind. Blitz. Taste, add a little something. Blitz again.

That’s it.

And that is it. If you had read to the end, you have found the red herring, and you may claim your portion of the next experiment when we next meet.

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On and off switches, and a couple of two’s

The date today, is of course a popular topic. 01/01/2022.

And undeniably, so are new year’s resolutions. My resolution was to write a last post of the year yesterday, perhaps a recap of the most popular dishes for last year. Or a review of the new DBP products launched during the year. But there were snacks to be prepared for the party on the dune, and it had to be prepared x +/- 19 times.

Which reminds me, I forgot, to take a picture of the

Africa Cafe – 108 Short Market Street, Cape Town, South Africa
  • shredded duck on mini pita’s – a la neighbour’s duck (with a couple of steam pot sessions ), with Elodé’s 5 spice sauce from our previous attempt at roast duck.
  • Malawi Nsima sticks with a Mozambique piri-piri dip, both a la Africa Café (A popular restaurant in Cape Town), and an 80’s style 1,000 island sauce.
  • Healthy alternative macadamia nut butter, which I did manage to advertise yesterday.

Anyway, this post is not about last night’s party. (Thanks Jens and Silke – the trouble you went to, to host a New Year’s on the Dune, complete with tables, tents, and farm fresh décor, was lovely!) https://kalahari-scenic-dune-camp.business.site/

This post is about the digits that represent today.

On switches, of which there are two. Off switches of which there are three. And a smattering of twos, which I shall designate as the leapfrog switches.

Alternatively, you can call them inputs, and outputs, plus a smattering of amplifiers. Before the techies out there get all worked up, I am taking the literary liberty to paraphrase from https://www.eleccircuit.com/author/chayapol/

01012022

Let’s cut the convoluted debate to the bone. The message is simple really.

Switch off the contrariness of the last year. I am going to ask you, to stand by me, and let us be the ones to brave the tide of corruption. To the extent that it takes courage to point out circumstances that could be construed as bribery or corruption, and to the extent that we will inevitably pick a longer and more winding road to get to our own goals. But it will be proper.

Switch on that big ticket bucket list item that you have always wanted to do. This is the year to plan for it, and to implement it. For me, it will be the move to living off the land full time.

Lastly, that scheme you invested in the 12 months up to yesterday. Particularly the area in which you invested a lot of time. Unfurl those sails, deploy the banners. This is the year to apply that investment to leapfrog over all obstacles, using the impetus from last year’s successes. I’ll be localising the tax studies I completed last year, to complement my repertoire of business and governance skills and experience, which in turn will allow me to execute my strategy for the year ahead.

2022 = 365 opportunities for you to STOP something, START something else, and CONTINUE with your conquests….

The road ahead – The Journey is Yours

Let there be life

I am paraphrasing of course.

Rainbow profits – a harvest selection

In my usual fashion, I am taking conscious lessons on living off the land, and unconscious lessons on life.

The farm has progressed well. Last year I made some profits off the sale of fresh produce, mostly Eggplant and rainbow peppers.

This year, my production line is non-existent at this stage.

Two reasons:

These are not actually crib notes – these are my exam papers – the convenience of COVID – write at home

During planting season, I was busy with my advanced tax studies (which I passed quite well, thank you for asking, and thanks to Doc Karen Stark).

And, more practically, because of our new chickens.

I wanted chickens for my birthday, and I got chickens for my birthday. It is lovely to hear their chatter and bragging about their laying prowess.

And you feel special when they rush to you every time you exit the back door. The fact that they are only after you for on the off chance you are discarding some kitchen scraps is beside the point.

So there is life around the house…….(insert theme music from Jaws movie here)…… Life starts around 4am…….

Its the “hoomans” that are locked up in the yard, while the “well diversified livestock” roam about.
Hank and company

And life needs to be fed. Layer Mash only lasted so long, they got bored. Mielies only lasted so long, they are bored. Garden pests are taken care off. Less weed removal required in general garden, due to the scrubbing of hens looking for interesting appetizers.

Rain is not due for another 2 or so weeks, and the veld is quite dreary. So no greenery for them to feed on. Did I mention they are free range chickens?

Dont let this chicken fool you – she snuck into the witness protection program. She is a free range chicken!

And range freely they do, into my vegetable patch. Gone are the organic carrots a friend brought all the way from Europe. Gone are the normal carrots because chickens pecked the greenery down to the nib, so carrots cannot get the nutrients they get through chlorophyll process.

And so on.

What they don’t eat (yet), is SoutBos, Wild Garlic, artichokes (neither fresh nor cooked), eggplant, citrus, and onions. (Post script –> found Senor Oignon…..)

Everything else is fair game. Remember this ad? Come now, say it with me “They taste so good cause they eat so good”.

So the practical living off the land lesson is now done.

For the life lesson: Careful what you wish for, you might just get it.

The Story of this Motley Crew – part II

The Motley Crew

In the post where I introduced the Motley Crew, The story of this Motley Crew – TheGreatReset(of2020) (thegreatreset-thorn.com) I intimated that there is always more to a story than meets the eye. I asked you for your thoughts and mind stories, and I got it. Thank you.

I feel it is important to note, that this is a story of fiction. Some elements may seem awfully familiar. But afterall, where do we find inspiration if not in real life. Art imitating life or life imitating art and all that.

Any likeness to any person living or dead is purely coincidental. All characters are fictional.

In no particular order, I list the outcome of your inspiration:

https://thegreatreset-thorn.com/elengan-unassuming-boss-man/

https://thegreatreset-thorn.com/the-lovely-xoxo/

https://thegreatreset-thorn.com/the-enigma-that-is-john-pallet/

https://thegreatreset-thorn.com/baaslang-going-places/

https://thegreatreset-thorn.com/bruben-man-of-many-jokes/

Now we have the individual stories of each of these fine examples of steadfastness and honourable struggle. What remains to be told, is the story behind the complete picture.

Forces unknown to us as the reader of this story, conspired through a series of accidents and arrangements, to have them in within a day’s reach following a telephone call. A day may sound some distance, but time and distance are both relative. In the North of the country, a day is quite near, but given the intermittent availability of transport to the site of our story, it may take a day (or even longer) to get back to the village of Elenga’s childhood.

Elenga had hit a jackpot, of sorts. When COVID interrupted the way we lived and worked, and took away many lives and many livelihoods, he was lucky. He had found a job working out of harm’s way, which paid well. He worked extremely hard when most were stuck in their homes playing all sorts of social media games. He was in the sun and the wind day in, day out. And at the end of the enforced lockdowns, he had earned enough money to give back in a meaningful way. He packed his bags, spent a week in town gathering the essential equipment needed, and headed back home. There were funerals to attend to, and there was work to be done.

On his way, just before leaving network connectivity, he made a few calls. Yes, we all have our spheres of network and influence, and he wanted dependable trustworthy men. He was taking them to his home. He was going to change lives.

John Pallet brought his wise ways with him and found a kindred soul in the aged headman of the village. BaasLang had recently procured a portable welding machine and a diesel-powered generator through an SME financing scheme, which he brought to site. BruBen happened to be on the back of the Bakkie heading towards the village. XoXo knew he wanted to help on this project and insisted on taking leave from his new job.

Each of these men came for one reason, to add what they could to build a durable village well. One that would supply the inhabitants with safe drinking water, irrigate the Mahangu fields, and more importantly, provide a clean and undisturbed setting for the elephants to drink their fill. For no lives would be lost again, due to man and animal fighting each other for what both needed.

With tears of pride Ndiriraro who was now an old man bent with years of hard labour, watched the headman baptise the young village boy Elenge, into ElengeN, the man who had come back to his home, to make life better for all. In turn, ElengeN introduced his Motley Crew: John Pallet, BruBen, XoXo and BaasLang and the village became known as the origin of resurgence of self-sufficiency. A great wind of change started blowing through the nation.

How did the team find each other? Perchance? Providence? Does it matter?

No man is an island. What you do influences others, and your counterparts tie you into the bigger picture. Make it count.

Team Work

ElengaN – Unassuming boss man

The story begins here : The Story of this Motley Crew – part II – TheGreatReset(of2020) (thegreatreset-thorn.com)

Elenga’s road was a long and lonesome road.

It started in 1985. It was a desiccated late winter day. They had survived the cold brutal stabbing winter, but it was not yet spring.

“They” consisted of ElengaN’s father, mother, and sister, for ElengaN was not yet in this world.

It was a young family, scraping together what they could between this village and the next, for work was scarce, and while Ndiriraro, the young father, was a very able bricklayer, work was scarce, and his young bride heavily pregnant again.

Their union was not without the strife of life at the time. Both parents had come from villages pillaged by marauding forces, and they had found a young blossoming love in the homestead of a far-off cousin, who blessed the union in the absence of any first world priest willing to travel to the deep bush.

Their girl child had escaped the trauma of burning thatched homes and was a happy toddler content to bake fat cakes in the mud of the nearby watering hole. You found the best mud late winter, when the sun was cool, and the water hole reduced to a bed of soft mud, with a small, but life sustaining pool of water.

It was only when the other children ran screaming to the village, that they had realised she could not hear, for she had not returned. She did not hear the warning shouts that there was a great herd of elephants heading towards the playing children.

The ordeal was too much for the young mother, who had lost all her family in the bush war, and it was that very same shrivelled late winter day, that Elenga was born, 1 month early.

As if to make up for the loss of a sister he never knew, and the mother who was able to give him life before she passed, Elenga was blessed from his very first breath. It is most unusual for the menfolk of the village to be involved in matters relating to childbirth, but the women were either fetching potable water from the nearest borehole 5km away, or in the nearest town, which was 4 hours by car, if you were able to flag a car from the tar road 10km away. So, it was the aid of the headman of the village, a life weary and wizened old Tate, who brought Elenga to the start of his story. And that is where Elenga got his name. Elenga being the vernacular for “boss”.

You may ask yourself, whether there is more to the story, because at this stage, he was known as Elenga, or Elle for short, but he was introduced to you as ElengaN. You are right, there is more to this story.

The sounds of guns and war seemed to retreat from their world, and through the spring, followed by a summer unlike the seven years before, the clouds above produced volleys of rain that swelled the richness of the earth. The village raised this blessed child as their own, even when Ndiriraro had to leave for unknown period, to find paying work elsewhere. But somehow, he always did find work, and he always was able to provide basic sustenance for the village raising his child.

It was this tenacity of spirit, that fed Elle’s essence, for he worked hard at school. The hour walk to the nearest mission school was filled with babbling and impish children, often taunting Elle to play hooky with them, or some other childlike mischief in the making.

His teacher, sensing a determined young man, was strict in the lessons. Afterall, what sense is there in learning something, if you aren’t going to learn it well.

Elle persevered. He was going to study, like the son of the headman, so that he could come to the village in a car, but unlike the headman’s son, instead of bringing liquor and kwaito, he would bring a borehole pump.

ElengaN – Unassuming Boss Man

That was his dream. For no-one would die at the feet of thirsty giants again.

He worked hard. There was no light at night to study by, but there was radio. Elle would stay up late listening to the news of the world.

There were no desks at home at which he could study during the day, until Ndiri brought home a dilapidated old school desk. One of those where you could lift the lid and find a treasure trove of peanut butter sandwiches, cracked marbles and a prized collection of half full ball point pens from a variety of hotel chains, left by tourists travelling through the area, that Elle would never even have heard of.

That dilapidated desk served as the afterschool centre for many hours of what is now called “peer group learning”, where the children would take turns to lecture, and be lectured.

And so, Elle grew up from a blessed boy, always going to bed with a full stomach and occasionally a sweet treat, to a blessed young man who quickly found a job with his cousin in the big city. We say his cousin, but it really is a cousin by community, being the slightly older child of one of the village aunts he would live with while his father was away.

And this is where Elle’s story starts to veer in our direction. Because this is where he became a craftsman. Ironically, but perhaps because it is exactly because his father was a bricklayer, this is the trade that he excelled in. This is where he grew from Elle, that young innocent village boy, into Elenga, the village provider, when he took over his father’s role. When he was the only prodigal son to return to the village to help rebuild the headman’s abode when it was burnt down by a runaway veldfire. I say rebuild; it was, in reality, an entirely new build. A castle fit for a headman.

How does he fit in the end? –> The Story of this Motley Crew – part II – TheGreatReset(of2020) (thegreatreset-thorn.com)