But why?; X 5 (how to solve the problem)

It’s a very odd heading, and there is a reason for it. It comes from internal audit methodology, but also good common sense.

It is important that one understands a topic, and to get to that most basic genuine understanding, one must ask “why”, 5 times.

The response to the first “why”, is generally an assumption. You would be wrong to accept the first answer as the reason for being.

The second response generally demonstrates that the responder has an inkling that you seek a deeper more meaningful response, but still, the second response tends to be symptomatic.

The work force 😉

To get to the root cause, you must continue asking why, and by response 5, you may have an elementary understanding.

The husband and I are constructing a cabin on the farm.

He comes from “construction stock”, but never actually built a dwelling before. I come from numbers stock, and similarly, while I consider myself very creative and pragmatic, never actually built a dwelling before.

Cool construction gadgets

So, what follows, is the application of the 5 why theory, to a real-life situation.

Question (Why 1): Why does the roof have to have a pitch?

Answer 1 (The assumption): Because the rain must run off

Here, the counter argument is: But there are flat roof homes all over the world. To which the response is something like: “But it has all kinds of other engineering issues, and finishing off, and product requirements which I don’t know, so stop arguing and just do what I say”. Trust me, that line of argument does not lead anywhere. No, let me correct that. It does lead somewhere. But nowhere you want to go without your lawyer present.

Why 2: But why can the pitch not be 1 degree?

By now, you must have gathered that these are verbatim questions, and if you know the husband and I, you would at this point get behind the safety glass.

A bit of background to this question. Somewhere in the far-off recesses of my grey matter, I can recall something about the span of the horizontal leg of a right sided triangle, determining the height of the vertical leg, if you were after a certain pitch. But, because I did not bother with the 5 why’s at the time, I could not recall the reason, nor the method of calculation.

The Husband wanted to extend the one wall with 20 cm, which according to him, would give enough pitch. In my calculations, given a 6-meter span, would give something like a 0.1-degree pitch. i.e., effectively flat.

Answer 2 (the assumption): because a steeper pitch means the rain runs off faster.

Technically this is correct, but it is not a complete. And this is why, a third why, is important.

Why #3: But why is the speed of the runoff important. When water runs, it runs.

Answer 3:

Here is where the respondent needs to haul out their patience reserves. Because logic must prevail, and it is important for the other party to understand why, so that the next dwelling they build, is designed correctly to begin with.

(Spock would be so proud of me )

Answer 3: If the speed is too slow, then the water at the bottom edge of the pitch, starts creeping uphill under the roof, back into the house, causing mouldy walls and all.

You better believe it!

Why #4: But why must the vertical wall be 3 m taller (by now reaching a whopping 5,5m in height!)?

Fair question, and one that led to some mental arithmetics, google research, and fortuitously, a better answer.

Answer 4: I’m glad you asked that question. It does not have to be 3m taller. We don’t have to deal with snow fall here in this desert country, so we don’t have to worry about large build ups on the roof coming down on an innocent bystander – like that iconic building in Chicago that now has an entrance on the high wall during winter……

Turns out, a 10-degree angle is sufficient to keep rain run off at an acceptable rate, and co-incidentally, also relatively wind proof. Windproof being an important consideration in this dry dust devil prone country of ours.

Why #5: Advanced grade: But if the one stoep is 3m, and the other stoep is 4m, but they must start and stop at the same heights, then their angles will be different. How on earth are you going to get the two stoep roofs to meet at the corner?

Answer 5: You ask Dustin, at Frametech Solutions.

But, because it’s important to understand how in the event something does not work, and you have to make a plan, we constructed a 3D scale model to define the problem and see the solution. Turns out, it does not matter. The one pitch (below 5 degrees) meets the cross bar which has its own angle. And the other pitch, (above 5 degrees) meets the same cross bar. The roof sheeting is cut at an angle to meet the cross bar, in progressively shorter sheets. And magically, just like that, the problem is solved.

Happy problem solving in the week ahead!

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A recipe for success

I have become my own worst user. When searching recipes on the internet, I skip right past all the wordy bits, and jump straight to the recipe.

So, let us just get that out of the way, I do not mind if you do that also. 😉

I have written a number of the late-night red wine philosophical debates in the last few posts, so let me change the pace with some kitchen practice.

Yes, I am barefoot most of the time.

(Did I tell you about that time I was stuck in my car, before a meeting, because I had forgotten to bring shoes. Not that I had on sneakers, and had forgotten office shoes, I had NO shoes. Perhaps a story for another time.)

Yes, I am in the kitchen most of the time.

(Did I tell you about that time I nearly clobbered my particularly good friend Anthony: How do you get a woman out of the kitchen – you lengthen her leash…..)

When you do not feel the mood, its hard to create something inspiring to mind, body, soul, and stomach. But, when you match the oddest ingredients, it turns into magic! And that is what I like about ready, steady, cook.

On the farm, you are forced to create with what is in the kitchen. You can try your luck with the nearest neighbours, which in the second least populated country in the world, is not a practicable solution. And I am not driving 2 hours to the nearest mall, for crème fraiche.

Nar Eksisi

As I mentioned, we have really learnt to live off the land. When the bounty of the land is in abundance, you pickle/preserve/experiment to last you the year. Thanks for the bounty of our ex-neighbour turned friend, Marc.

Neighbour bounty

Not sure if this is the correct term, but my good friend Elodé introduced me to this Syrian/Turkish? condiment. I love adding it to especially mince dishes, for an exotic flavour. I was trying to make Pomegranate molasses, so let me just say, adding sugar and reducing on the stove top, by 40%, does not create molasses. But it is a great tasting concentrate. Can even use it as a refreshing drink with soda and lots of ice.

The lesson learnt here, is how to juice a pomegranate. https://familyspice.com/how-to-juice-a-pomegranate/. Thanks Laura. This bowl of fruit yielded eight cups of seeds, and just over four cups of juice.

Top and tail the fruit, then score the skin (quite deep) along the ridges in the fruit. Break into parts and use your nimble fingers to loosen the seeds.

Here you can see our fruit do not yield that deep ruby red colour, but this pale pink palette means your fingers do not appear stained.

Arils – jewels of flavour

Juicing consisted of a mixer blade (to break the juice sacks, without breaking the pips), followed by a last squeeze through a sieve.

Patty pan pleasure

My childhood memories of patty pans are limited to: boil them up, grate cheese over, and you are ready to sit down to dinner.

Baby patty pans harvested, prior to finding King Patty Pan 😉

However, accidently getting caught up during sundowners, I had forgotten that the Patty pans, shallots, garlic, and all kinds of fresh herbs, was roasting under the grill. What a lucky accident that was. The caramelised brown (OK, black) bits added a “deliciousness” of note to this dish.

Sweet potato gnocchi

There is a reason that this does not feature highly on Italian restaurant menus. Perhaps because they do not have sweet potatoes in Italy? But more likely that mashed sweet potato is too wet and does not make such a malleable dough as mashed potatoes do.

Nonetheless, the Gnocchi had a hint of sweetness, and served with a garlic & herbs butter, it was a great (good for diabetics) side dish.

Pizza plan

Pizza has a dual benefit. I make a large batch of pizzas on the weekend, so that I can get away with a 30 min timetable when it is my turn to cook during the week.

The second benefit is that I use pizzas to empty the fridge. You know all those half jars of all sorts of snacks, pickles, and left-over cabbage….. they find a great home on a fresh pizza base.

This version had (if I recall)

Pizza plan
  • Base case tomato relish
  • Game mince (always finished off with a tablespoon of fish sauce)
  • Onion & garlic mix
  • Fresh tomato
  • Artichokes
  • Pan fried red cabbage with balsamic and carraway seeds
  • Peppers (green/red/whatever is available)
  • Mushrooms
  • And probably a few other surprises (chilli, pickled onions and so on)

Wild Rocket Pesto

Vegan Wild Rocket Pesto – Sheila’s favourite

I make a vegan pesto. Not because I do not eat meat, but because parmesan is so awfully expensive locally. The ratio is more or less, 100g handpicked leaves, 100g cashew nuts, 125m olive oil, pinch salt and black pepper, clove garlic, 1 tablespoon lemon juice, 1 teaspoon grated lemon rind. Blitz. Taste, add a little something. Blitz again.

That’s it.

And that is it. If you had read to the end, you have found the red herring, and you may claim your portion of the next experiment when we next meet.

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On and off switches, and a couple of two’s

The date today, is of course a popular topic. 01/01/2022.

And undeniably, so are new year’s resolutions. My resolution was to write a last post of the year yesterday, perhaps a recap of the most popular dishes for last year. Or a review of the new DBP products launched during the year. But there were snacks to be prepared for the party on the dune, and it had to be prepared x +/- 19 times.

Which reminds me, I forgot, to take a picture of the

Africa Cafe – 108 Short Market Street, Cape Town, South Africa
  • shredded duck on mini pita’s – a la neighbour’s duck (with a couple of steam pot sessions ), with Elodé’s 5 spice sauce from our previous attempt at roast duck.
  • Malawi Nsima sticks with a Mozambique piri-piri dip, both a la Africa Café (A popular restaurant in Cape Town), and an 80’s style 1,000 island sauce.
  • Healthy alternative macadamia nut butter, which I did manage to advertise yesterday.

Anyway, this post is not about last night’s party. (Thanks Jens and Silke – the trouble you went to, to host a New Year’s on the Dune, complete with tables, tents, and farm fresh décor, was lovely!) https://kalahari-scenic-dune-camp.business.site/

This post is about the digits that represent today.

On switches, of which there are two. Off switches of which there are three. And a smattering of twos, which I shall designate as the leapfrog switches.

Alternatively, you can call them inputs, and outputs, plus a smattering of amplifiers. Before the techies out there get all worked up, I am taking the literary liberty to paraphrase from https://www.eleccircuit.com/author/chayapol/

01012022

Let’s cut the convoluted debate to the bone. The message is simple really.

Switch off the contrariness of the last year. I am going to ask you, to stand by me, and let us be the ones to brave the tide of corruption. To the extent that it takes courage to point out circumstances that could be construed as bribery or corruption, and to the extent that we will inevitably pick a longer and more winding road to get to our own goals. But it will be proper.

Switch on that big ticket bucket list item that you have always wanted to do. This is the year to plan for it, and to implement it. For me, it will be the move to living off the land full time.

Lastly, that scheme you invested in the 12 months up to yesterday. Particularly the area in which you invested a lot of time. Unfurl those sails, deploy the banners. This is the year to apply that investment to leapfrog over all obstacles, using the impetus from last year’s successes. I’ll be localising the tax studies I completed last year, to complement my repertoire of business and governance skills and experience, which in turn will allow me to execute my strategy for the year ahead.

2022 = 365 opportunities for you to STOP something, START something else, and CONTINUE with your conquests….

The road ahead – The Journey is Yours

Let there be life

I am paraphrasing of course.

Rainbow profits – a harvest selection

In my usual fashion, I am taking conscious lessons on living off the land, and unconscious lessons on life.

The farm has progressed well. Last year I made some profits off the sale of fresh produce, mostly Eggplant and rainbow peppers.

This year, my production line is non-existent at this stage.

Two reasons:

These are not actually crib notes – these are my exam papers – the convenience of COVID – write at home

During planting season, I was busy with my advanced tax studies (which I passed quite well, thank you for asking, and thanks to Doc Karen Stark).

And, more practically, because of our new chickens.

I wanted chickens for my birthday, and I got chickens for my birthday. It is lovely to hear their chatter and bragging about their laying prowess.

And you feel special when they rush to you every time you exit the back door. The fact that they are only after you for on the off chance you are discarding some kitchen scraps is beside the point.

So there is life around the house…….(insert theme music from Jaws movie here)…… Life starts around 4am…….

Its the “hoomans” that are locked up in the yard, while the “well diversified livestock” roam about.
Hank and company

And life needs to be fed. Layer Mash only lasted so long, they got bored. Mielies only lasted so long, they are bored. Garden pests are taken care off. Less weed removal required in general garden, due to the scrubbing of hens looking for interesting appetizers.

Rain is not due for another 2 or so weeks, and the veld is quite dreary. So no greenery for them to feed on. Did I mention they are free range chickens?

Dont let this chicken fool you – she snuck into the witness protection program. She is a free range chicken!

And range freely they do, into my vegetable patch. Gone are the organic carrots a friend brought all the way from Europe. Gone are the normal carrots because chickens pecked the greenery down to the nib, so carrots cannot get the nutrients they get through chlorophyll process.

And so on.

What they don’t eat (yet), is SoutBos, Wild Garlic, artichokes (neither fresh nor cooked), eggplant, citrus, and onions. (Post script –> found Senor Oignon…..)

Everything else is fair game. Remember this ad? Come now, say it with me “They taste so good cause they eat so good”.

So the practical living off the land lesson is now done.

For the life lesson: Careful what you wish for, you might just get it.

The Story of this Motley Crew – part II

The Motley Crew

In the post where I introduced the Motley Crew, The story of this Motley Crew – TheGreatReset(of2020) (thegreatreset-thorn.com) I intimated that there is always more to a story than meets the eye. I asked you for your thoughts and mind stories, and I got it. Thank you.

I feel it is important to note, that this is a story of fiction. Some elements may seem awfully familiar. But afterall, where do we find inspiration if not in real life. Art imitating life or life imitating art and all that.

Any likeness to any person living or dead is purely coincidental. All characters are fictional.

In no particular order, I list the outcome of your inspiration:

https://thegreatreset-thorn.com/elengan-unassuming-boss-man/

https://thegreatreset-thorn.com/the-lovely-xoxo/

https://thegreatreset-thorn.com/the-enigma-that-is-john-pallet/

https://thegreatreset-thorn.com/baaslang-going-places/

https://thegreatreset-thorn.com/bruben-man-of-many-jokes/

Now we have the individual stories of each of these fine examples of steadfastness and honourable struggle. What remains to be told, is the story behind the complete picture.

Forces unknown to us as the reader of this story, conspired through a series of accidents and arrangements, to have them in within a day’s reach following a telephone call. A day may sound some distance, but time and distance are both relative. In the North of the country, a day is quite near, but given the intermittent availability of transport to the site of our story, it may take a day (or even longer) to get back to the village of Elenga’s childhood.

Elenga had hit a jackpot, of sorts. When COVID interrupted the way we lived and worked, and took away many lives and many livelihoods, he was lucky. He had found a job working out of harm’s way, which paid well. He worked extremely hard when most were stuck in their homes playing all sorts of social media games. He was in the sun and the wind day in, day out. And at the end of the enforced lockdowns, he had earned enough money to give back in a meaningful way. He packed his bags, spent a week in town gathering the essential equipment needed, and headed back home. There were funerals to attend to, and there was work to be done.

On his way, just before leaving network connectivity, he made a few calls. Yes, we all have our spheres of network and influence, and he wanted dependable trustworthy men. He was taking them to his home. He was going to change lives.

John Pallet brought his wise ways with him and found a kindred soul in the aged headman of the village. BaasLang had recently procured a portable welding machine and a diesel-powered generator through an SME financing scheme, which he brought to site. BruBen happened to be on the back of the Bakkie heading towards the village. XoXo knew he wanted to help on this project and insisted on taking leave from his new job.

Each of these men came for one reason, to add what they could to build a durable village well. One that would supply the inhabitants with safe drinking water, irrigate the Mahangu fields, and more importantly, provide a clean and undisturbed setting for the elephants to drink their fill. For no lives would be lost again, due to man and animal fighting each other for what both needed.

With tears of pride Ndiriraro who was now an old man bent with years of hard labour, watched the headman baptise the young village boy Elenge, into ElengeN, the man who had come back to his home, to make life better for all. In turn, ElengeN introduced his Motley Crew: John Pallet, BruBen, XoXo and BaasLang and the village became known as the origin of resurgence of self-sufficiency. A great wind of change started blowing through the nation.

How did the team find each other? Perchance? Providence? Does it matter?

No man is an island. What you do influences others, and your counterparts tie you into the bigger picture. Make it count.

Team Work